Why are you here? Do you actually care about what I am saying? Or are you passing the time until your lunch break? Believe it or not, I DO care why.
If this is your first time here I STRONGLY suggest you go back and start at the first post titled "The Past... the 2008 Blogs" and work your way forward... This makes it all very "in medias res." And I hear that Latin is the new English and is a sexy language. Es vos audio volo?
PS If you are extremely sensitive to sarcasm & take offense at the drop of a hat, please let me inform you that you are a great person & I <3 you; but you need to leave now. HINT: If you took offense to that last sentence I will include you in this: PLEASE leave.

19 January 2010

The Past... The 2008 Blogs

Hi! and welcome to My World. Sit back, relax and do not forget to buckle your seatbelt (it IS the law, at least in FL). This will most likely be the bumpiest, random, twisted, nonsensical blog you will ever read. Nothing newsworthy, just a giant waste of time - because people have sooooo much of it just lying around (I'm talking about time people, keep up). I am sarcastic and silly and if I made a movie about my life there would only be one voice - mine, and it would all be voice-over.

Back in 2008 I first played around with blogging. I was young and naiveté and did it on MyStuff (names have been changed to protect the innocent - namely me). It was for my friends and acquaintances to keep them up-to-date on what was going on in my life. Some of it is damned funny (I thought and still do). Just to give a "Best Of:"... Aww hell, I cannot decide what to cut out... You are screwed - I am pasting them all here. Well, in separate posts with original titles and dates. Have fun!

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