Thursday, October 23, 2008
HELADO!!!!
Current mood:Cravy (as in: I am craving helado)
Category: Life
I am craving some Breyer's Twixt ice cream!!! It is a combination fault of Pac* and my dad. Pac* because he got it over the past weekend, and my dad for sharing some of his with my last night. I never knew ice cream could be like that. Wow, I lie…. I know that ice cream is the greatest invention on earth (besides spoons and bowls)!! There is NOTHING better than ice cream! Ok, I lie again… but we are talking about ice cream, not Caramel Frappucinos (what were YOU thinking of??!!). I am writing about ice cream today for a very important reason. I am on a diet.
Now I know many of you would scoff and say, "Lisa, why are YOU on a diet? You are super skinny!!" To this I would usually reply something like, "Why, yes I am super skinny. However, I need to be ridiculously skinny." Then you would say, "Oh. Okay." And that would be that. However, since that day back in August (and if you do NOT know… go read you lazy bastard!) I have packed on a beautiful 15 pounds! Yes! That is right!! I weigh **GASP!!** 155 lbs!! I honestly do not care what the world thinks about this, but it is what I think that matters… and I think this sucks!! I usually pull on my jeans without unbuttoning them (yeah you read that right, I am a god!) unfortunately 2 weekends ago I had the horrible misfortune to have a button POP OFF!!! Needless to say I just went and got a safety pin and used that and went out with a smile. Inside I was crying and feeling miserable.
Now I know many of you are saying RIGHT NOW, "Wow, Lisa is such an insensitive bitch. How dare she say she's on a diet and act like it's the end of the world for her when there are others who are combating obesity and cannot win." To which I would exclaim, "Why, yes I am an insensitive bitch. However, not for that reason. Did you know that obesity is now legally a disease? Have you forgotten where I work?? I know many people who are constantly battling this 'disease' and winning and I know many who are losing." The difference between winning and losing is caring. If you care you can do ANYTHING you want - not just lose weight. Those who want to win do and those who do not care, do not win. Simple.
Now there are those who have not cared enough EVER and like that guy in Mexico who weighs over 1,000 pound (yeah, you read that right ONE THOUSAND POUNDS!!) will need medical help to reduce that issue. But the split second you stop caring and let yourself go, where will (or when for that matter) you grab the reins and start caring? Should I not care and go get that ice cream? Should I eat it until I weigh 160 pounds? 170? Where should I stop? Who are you to tell me? If you are comfortable where you are, awesome. If not, do something about it. But DO NOT look at me like I am a freak. As my motto (one of many) goes: "Whatever."
P.S. Actually, I weighed 155 yesterday morning, today (at 9.45 pm) after one day of my diet I am down to 150.2 pounds! Take that Jenny Craig!! If you want to know what I am doing please send in an envelope in small, unmarked bills one MILLION dollars!! MUWAHAHAHA (evil laugh)
2008 Note: I was NOT doing that Acia Berry stuff!
2010 Note: I lost some of the weight (especially when I started smoking again) and now I have gained it all back... *sigh* Damn Publix's Strawberry Shortcake Helado! The Fi and I are addicted... it is in stores right now!!! And I am proud to say there is none in the house! & I also still think I am hot stuff. :D
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